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18. Female. Canadian. Baby dyke. I have a few obsessions: New Girl (Nick and Jess are my OTP), Zooey Deschanel, Orange is the New Black, Kaelyn and Lucy, Faking It, Disney, TFIOS, Nerdfighteria. Stay if you can handle frequent fangirling and a lot of pictures of Zooey.


noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

My love for phineas and ferb knows no bounds

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— 4 minutes ago with 230390 notes

ironicdavestrider:

Normalize women with penises

Normalize men with vaginas

Normalize intersex people

Normalize singular neutral pronouns

Normalize diversity and crush stereotypes

I can’t wait for the day when this won’t even be an issue anymore. Like, we honestly put so many trans and intersex people through hell just because of shitty stereotypes and assumptions and it’s so cruel and why can’t everyone just be allowed to live life?? Like we are all just little humans struggling our way through the world so why can’t people just treat others with kindness??

(via a-little-bi-furious)

— 6 minutes ago with 7430 notes
"could be gayer"
a review (via hauntter)

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— 9 minutes ago with 14083 notes
#of everything 

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline:1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433
LifeLine:1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline:1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673
Grief Support:1-650-321-5272
Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders):08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600
Drinkline:0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline:00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline:022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada):1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina:54-0223-493-0430
Australia:13-11-14
Austria:01-713-3374
Barbados:429-9999
Belgium:106
Botswana:391-1270
Brazil:21-233-9191
China:852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong:2389-2222)
Costa Rica:606-253-5439
Croatia:01-4833-888
Cyprus:357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic:222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark:70-201-201
Egypt:762-1602
Estonia:6-558-088
Finland:040-5032199
France:01-45-39-4000
Germany:0800-181-0721
Greece:1018
Guatemala:502-234-1239
Holland:0900-0767
Honduras:504-237-3623
Hungary:06-80-820-111
Iceland:44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel:09-8892333
Italy:06-705-4444
Japan:3-5286-9090
Latvia:6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia:03-756-8144
(Singapore:1-800-221-4444)
Mexico:525-510-2550
Netherlands:0900-0767
New Zealand:4-473-9739
New Guinea:675-326-0011
Nicaragua:505-268-6171
Norway:47-815-33-300
Philippines:02-896-9191
Poland:52-70-000
Portugal:239-72-10-10
Russia:8-20-222-82-10
Spain:91-459-00-50
South Africa:0861-322-322
South Korea:2-715-8600
Sweden:031-711-2400
Switzerland:143
Taiwan:0800-788-995
Thailand:02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago:868-645-2800
Ukraine:0487-327715
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givinglivingloving:

I love the way Nick looks at Jess in both these scenes in Season 1. He stares at her eyes,then stares at her lips.

(via sweet-tangy-balls-jessica)

— 40 minutes ago with 44 notes

mydrunkvause:

"I’m sorry, Piper. I’m sorry for all of it”

(via prettierwhenyoudontcry)

— 44 minutes ago with 7268 notes
Anonymous asked: Are you hate watching the show now? I know I am!


Answer:

tuxedos-are-not-suits:

No, definitely not.  Quite honestly, I don’t know why you would waste your time with a show if you “hated” it.  Now, am I so deep in love with this show that maybe I’m giving it more chances than I should in the desperate hope that it will miraculously return to it’s former glory?  That would be a resounding, YES.  LOL!!!

I watch very little tv on the first live airing.  In fact, last season, New Girl was the only show that I absolutely, 100% HAD to watch when it aired.  I made sure of it, and it’s been that way since the pilot.  In my mind, it’s a pretty big honor to hold my interest like that.  The only other shows that I tried to watch as close to when they aired as possible were HIMYM (last season) and Breaking Bad, and really it was more because my FB feed would blow up and I didn’t want to be spoiled.

You’ll know my love for the show has officially waned if I start to binge watch.  ;-)

These are my feelings exactly. I love this show way too much to give up on it!

— 44 minutes ago with 2 notes
#new girl 

asylum-art:

Stunning Images Show Life: Magnified exhibition by as Much as 50,000 Times

If you find yourself in Virginia’s Dulles International Airport through November of this year, you might see the exhibition Life: Magnified on the walls. It features scientific images showing cells and other scenes of life magnified by as much as 50,000 times.

  1. Anglerfish Ovary Cross-Section
  2. Relapsing Fever Bacterium (Gray) on Red Blood Cells
  3. Mouth Parts of a Lone Star Tick
  4. Gecko lizard toe hairs inspired the design of medical adhesives
  5. An insect tracheal cell (green) delivers air to muscles (red)
  6. Zebrafish embryo
  7. A Mammalian Eye Has Approximately 70 Different Cell Types
  8. Human Liver Cell (Hepatocyte)
  9. Developing Zebrafish Fin
  10. Human blood with red blood cells, T cells (orange) and platelets (green)

OMG

(via freshphotons)

— 46 minutes ago with 1875 notes
The New Year Chapter 1, a new girl fanfic | FanFiction →

newgirl-all-day-son:

Such a great new fic! Love where it’s going.

I love this! So funny and true to the characters, and a fun premise!

— 7 hours ago with 5 notes
#new girl 

americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

(via captainnipple)

— 8 hours ago with 38609 notes
#um  #LIFTING FOG  #new girl