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19. Female. Canadian. Baby dyke. I have a few obsessions: New Girl (Nick and Jess are my OTP), Zooey Deschanel, Orange is the New Black, Kaelyn and Lucy, Faking It, The Mindy Project, Downton Abbey. I also post whatever I find funny, pretty, or important. Stay if you can handle frequent fangirling and a lot of pictures of Zooey.


rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

Omg so cute

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zooeysclaires:

Were you rebellious when you were younger? You seem like someone who maybe wouldn’t care so much what authority figures might think, like you’d express yourself no matter what…

"I HATE NON FICTION" I CAN’T BREATHE

Zooeyyy

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— 4 hours ago with 1152 notes
#zooey deschanel 

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

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Jake and Zooey + behind the scenes [part 1]

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— 4 hours ago with 659 notes
#cuties  #jake and zooey  #new girl 
straight couple:*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple:*grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple:*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple:*holds hands in public*
straight people:that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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#my children have all shit their pants at the same time  #brilliant  #i just really want to make straight ppl mad  #that's all 

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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Anonymous asked: Please PLEASE don't tell me I'm the only one who noticed a huge difference between Zooey's acting since season 3. It's like she got this self-conscious issue now and isn't comfortable in front of a camera anymore. Her line delivery just isn't as natural as it used to be and I know this fandom praises Zooey more than anything but I cannot be the only one who sees this.


Answer:

tuxedos-are-not-suits:

itsajapanesegarden:

tuxedos-are-not-suits:

itsajapanesegarden:

tuxedos-are-not-suits:

You aren’t the only one.  I DO think it has a lot to do with scenes that have a lot of extras versus scenes with only a few characters though.  I’ve noticed that she seems…….jumpy/more nervous (?) in the larger scenes (ex. the scenes in Prince’s house, in the gym in Dance, etc).  She’ll be consistent and amazing sometimes in one scene, and then something seems a little “off” in the next.  I know there were some nasty criticisms that came out awhile back that she gets upsets when the set is open, so I’m guessing that has a lot to do with her needing to feel comfortable and relaxed in her surroundings in order to do her job.  I’d imagine she might be the type of person that prefers to do things without a huge “audience” of extra people around.  Her scenes with only one or two people ALWAYS seem the most natural.

How is she in her films? I really haven’t seen a lot of them (just Elf and Almost Famous off the top of my head)

I honestly haven’t noticed it in her films, though I haven’t seen very many of them.  I think maybe it has something to do with the shooting schedule too.  

Maybe it’s just a conscious acting decision to change things up. She doesn’t do the dippy-do space cadet from early S1 or the vocal fry (late S1) these days, either. 

^^Thank goodness for that!  

Aww idk, I kind of miss her vocal fry, it was so distinctive and adorably Zooey <3

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oitnb-art:

dcdav:


OITNB 360 Motion Poster.


Spin me right round baby!

oitnb-art:

dcdav:

OITNB 360 Motion Poster.

Spin me right round baby!

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pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

Both of these things are VERY VERY important. I almost got outed once and it was a fucking terrifying and awful experience, it’s extremely inappropriate and mean and never do it.

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kyrafic:

ghostcat3000:

NICK: Daddy’s here to take care of you. I’m gonna guide you through it.

CECE: And Mommy’s got nothing to do this afternoon so I’m gonna bake some damn brownies so we can all freak out.

I always wanted an uneasy friendship between Cece and Nick with Jess as their Polaris. Not sure where this is headed but I hope that there’s more aimless substance fueled adventures in their future.

Parts of this GIFset / storyline / dynamic / commentary I am into it: ALL OF IT, ALL OF THEM, YES, PLEASE.

1. One of my two favorite things about this episode was that CECE HAD A PLOT LINE THAT INVOLVED NEITHER SCHMIDT OR JESS.  With the exception of her date with Coach (and follow-up Monday text message squabble, heh), I don’t think that’s ever happened?  

And I LOVVVVED her pal-ing around with the guys, being all giggly and doofy.  I want to see SO MUCH MORE of this.

2. Of course seeing her next to one Mr. Nick Miller here — and better yet, that Daddy/Mommy exchange, escalated by her! — is giving me all kinds of enjoyable ‘shippy feelings.  If that horrifies you, I suppose I could mean friendshippy.  Heh.

3. CECE PAREKH, YOU ARE NOT AT ALL HELPING ME STAY STRONG AGAINST THE JUMPSUIT/ROMPER INVASION looking that FREAKING cute in one.

4. My other favorite part of Dice was Schmidt’s entirely silent half of the conversation where Jess begs him to teach her Dice.  GLORIOUS AND EPIC.  Confidential to Max Greenfield: YR FACE.

Ugh I just LOVED them together. I ship them as my BroTP PASSIONATELY.

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— 7 hours ago with 725 notes
#new girl  #nick and cece  #4x02  #dice 

She was so damn CUTE in this episode my god

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— 7 hours ago with 33 notes
#jessica day  #4x02  #dice 
tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

Possible next time?

tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

Possible next time?

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— 8 hours ago with 3298 notes

queen-halla:

fernandodelarua:

I really!!!! want!!!! queer spaces!!!! that aren’t nightclubs!!!!!!

queer libraries 

A friend and I want to open a gay bookstore and gay clothing store and gay bakery, like maybe even all in one lol

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— 10 hours ago with 21725 notes
#actually though  #having gay spaces  #that aren't nightclubs/adult spaces  #would go a long way to normalize it  #so being gay isn't seen as something adult and mature 

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

alles-wirdgut:

once again he is 100% correct

Russel Brand knows what’s up

"Well I might as well"

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— 10 hours ago with 478954 notes
#excellent