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18. Female. Canadian. Baby dyke. I have a few obsessions: New Girl (Nick and Jess are my OTP), Zooey Deschanel, Orange is the New Black, Kaelyn and Lucy, Faking It, Disney, TFIOS, Nerdfighteria. Stay if you can handle frequent fangirling and a lot of pictures of Zooey.


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Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.

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If anyone still believes Kristen Stewart is straight I would like to hear your reasoning

If anyone still believes Kristen Stewart is straight I would like to hear your reasoning

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Anonymous asked: Maybe it's Jess. Maybe she pursues Reid Scott throughout the episode and when she finally wins, she runs away and can't deal with it. Cuz in Episode 2, she's getting Schmidt's help with Tinder. What do you think?


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tallulah9988:

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allaboutnewgirl:

Nice prediction, anon! We’ll see in just a few weeks! -Sylvia

That’s an interesting theory!

I would love to see Jess having some trouble with this. She loves Nick, that’s not something you can move past so easily.

I would like to see some internal struggle too! They were in DEEP; you can’t move on very easily from that.

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mrnickmiller:

Never have facial expressions screamed ‘this isn’t over’ more than these two!

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taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if…

. The melancholic temperament is fundamentally introverted and thoughtful. Melancholic people often were perceived as very (or overly) pondering and considerate, getting rather worried when they could not be on time for events. Melancholics can be highly creative in activities such as poetry and art - and can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. Often they are perfectionists. They are self-reliant and independent; one negative part of being a melancholic is that they can get so involved in what they are doing they forget to think of others. ” This is very much me, especially the bit about hating to be late for things.

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A+ for physical comedy you two

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#new girl 
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givinglivingloving:

No Nick :(

So Nick made out with a bridesmaid but Jess hasn’t kissed anyone since she broke up with Nick? Why is no one saying anything about this?

Where did they say Jess hasn’t kissed anyone??

can we just take a look at coach’s face here? he goes straight from la la having a good time with friends to YOU DID WHAT NOW? DUDE JESS IS RIGHT THERE 

facesofnickmiller:

obnessive:

newgirlystuff:

givinglivingloving:

No Nick :(

So Nick made out with a bridesmaid but Jess hasn’t kissed anyone since she broke up with Nick? Why is no one saying anything about this?

Where did they say Jess hasn’t kissed anyone??

can we just take a look at coach’s face here? he goes straight from la la having a good time with friends to YOU DID WHAT NOW? DUDE JESS IS RIGHT THERE 

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missielynne:

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thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

Exactly. This is why I dislike SJWs. They have their causes, but their whole goal is to make people who aren’t minorities and what not feel bad about themselves for things they can’t help, rather than voicing their issues in ways that will actually make people care.

I honestly have to disagree with the sentiment here. No one on tumblr who is concerned with social justice is out to make people who aren’t minorities feel bad about themselves. It’s not about that - it’s about making people aware of privileges and benefits they can’t help, so that they can have that awareness and go out and be an active productive member of society. Besides, it’s not up to minorities to be super nice all the time about issues that affect them. Historically, that doesn’t work. For god’s sake, let people be pissed off about things that affect them; they’re not mad at you, they’re mad at the system. I am completely justified in being pissed if someone makes a homophobic comment; it doesn’t mean I’m mad at all straight people, but there is an innate benefit to being straight and that is reflected. Like, just, enough of this “I hate SJWs cuz they make me feel bad for being white and straight :(“. Like, no. Stop. It’s not about you; it’s about people who are sick and tired of being shit on, and if you listen to the issues they’re telling you about, you would see that maybe, they’re worth fighting for.

On a side note, I LOVE the op’s message if applied to asshole bigots out there - like, for example, people who have the “opinion” that homosexuality is wrong. That is a case where I will respect your opinion only if it respects my existence (which it doesn’t.) Taken that way (which, actually, was the way i interpreted it at first), I really like the original post.

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#this was not targeted at you adorkable-squint  #i promise  #I just needed to reply to this  #in an honest way 

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My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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hella-420:

finally told my parents they’re gay

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